starllex:

*cop pulls me over* 

"Sir, do you know how fast you were going?" 

"Nice. Nice. So are you a virgin?" 

I need someone who’s okay with laying in bed all day but also up for spontaneous adventures.

(Source: sol0dolo)

misbeliefs:

misbeliefs:

do she got a booty

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"The bravest thing I ever did was continuing my life when I wanted to die."

Juliette Lewis (via goldveil)

(Source: somedistantgalaxy)